The clue this morning for 2 down: "Ridiculous Shoe Widths (4)"
The answer: "EEEs"
Hey USA Today, my shoe width is 4E, so FUCK YOU!
I can't believe that even my crossword patronizes me.
I think a better clue for 2 down this morning would be this:
"A slightly narrower shoe size describing the shoe that kicked my ass this morning."