Wednesday, May 27, 2009

2 Down

The clue this morning for 2 down: "Ridiculous Shoe Widths (4)"

The answer: "EEEs"

Hey USA Today, my shoe width is 4E, so FUCK YOU!

I can't believe that even my crossword patronizes me.

I think a better clue for 2 down this morning would be this:

"A slightly narrower shoe size describing the shoe that kicked my ass this morning."

1 comment:

  1. hey usa today, whats it like getting a ridiculously wide shoe out of your ass? i'ts like fighting a clown...